19 2 / 2011
Amy: Sheldon, you have a guest who’s upset.
Sheldon: Right. I’ll make tea.
Penny: Sweetie, it’s okay. I don’t want tea.
Sheldon: I’m sorry. It’s not optional.
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13 2 / 2011
Sheldon: Are you just getting home?
Leonard: Yeah.
Sheldon: That’s a good sign, right?
Penny: Oh yeah.
Sheldon: I’M SO PROUD OF YOU! You sold yourself out like a common streetwalker!
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